My most annoying habit is complaining about my aches and pains. It's the new ones that I haven't identified yet that make me nervous. According to my wife, I complain way too much. I may be a borderline hypochondriac, or you could say I am fascinated by the body - at least by mine.
Ted Danson
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
Oscar Wilde
If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts.
Unknown
The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
Harold Coffin
And things that don't lol! My mom had an amazing collection!
Ted Danson
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
Oscar Wilde
If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts.
Unknown
The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
Harold Coffin
And things that don't lol! My mom had an amazing collection!
