A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A man that can make more than I can spend... I don't think that he exists lol. I'm in a mushy mood right now so all of these ideas are going through my mind about what the perfect man should be and I think that I did pretty well. ;) Now, if he did come home saying that he had just gotten this massive raise, I don't think that I would be upset. ;)