The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Johnny Carson
* (I happen to love fruitcake! Am I the only one? For all of you who keep trying to get rid of it, feel free to send it to me!)
Johnny Carson
* (I happen to love fruitcake! Am I the only one? For all of you who keep trying to get rid of it, feel free to send it to me!)