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Turkey Quotes That Are Funny!

"Shot my first turkey today... scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome!

"Don't assume you're always going to be understood. I wrote in a column once that one should put a cup of liquid in the cavity of a turkey when roastig it. Someone wrote me that the turkey tasted great, but the plastic cup melted."
Hints from Heloise

"Don't forget to set your scale back 10 pounds this week."
Unknown but I like it!!

Things to be curious about today...
*Go out and look around you. What have you never noticed before?