Inside every older person is a younger person -
wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Jim Eason
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64. Unknown
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
Of late I appear
To have reached that stage
When people who look old
Who are only my age.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.' Steven Wright
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.
Arnold Palmer
We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday! Author Unknown
wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Jim Eason
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64. Unknown
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
Of late I appear
To have reached that stage
When people who look old
Who are only my age.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.' Steven Wright
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.
Arnold Palmer
We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday! Author Unknown
