The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days... Psalms
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others. Cynthia Heimel
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. Katharine Hepburn
Men are a luxury, not a necessity. Cher
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump, like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite...the male ego. Roseanne Barr
"Behind every great man there is a surprised woman."
"I like men to behave like men -- strong and childish."
“Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.”
*Kind of harsh I know, but to be truthful... there are a lot of guys that needed to be tossed back, before I found the right one.