On my Christmas Wish List maybe!

Have you put anything on your Christmas  Wish List yet? I think that I found the perfect item. I need someone standing right behind me on a regular basis who would whisper this into my ear every time I make a wrong turn in life! Wouldn't that make for an awesome Christmas gift.  I know that the small wrong turns are good for you (to learn from) but I mean the really bad ones ;) . Who has time for those??