A Dave Berry Quote About Being Invited to Parties

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Dave Barry

I love this guys sense of humor. It's right up there with George Carlin. I really think that schools should offer courses on how to be a good comedian. I have seen a few on the comedy networks... that aren't all that funny. They could also use a course in increasing their vocabulary if you know what I mean!