A Dave Berry Quote About Being Invited to Parties

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Dave Barry

I love this guys sense of humor. It's right up there with George Carlin. I really think that schools should offer courses on how to be a good comedian. I have seen a few on the comedy networks... that aren't all that funny. They could also use a course in increasing their vocabulary if you know what I mean!

Is there more to life than chocolate??

I was just talking to my family last night about chocolate and it appears that we all like it at different times of day. My daughter (who is all grown up) still prefers hers in the morning. As much as I like chocolate... not in the morning. Just can't imagine. I think that any other time of day would work. Actually, I'm pretty sure of it. Another thing that I learned is the fact that days go buy without either my daughter or husband even think of chocolate?? Not me!!

"There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now."
 Anonymous

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing."
 Milton Snavely Hershey

Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.”
Dave Barry

Quotes About Children

Words seem to play a huge part in our lives. We see a quote that we like and we instantly snip it out of the magazine and save it so that we can read it again. Some are inspirational, some of them make us laugh, some remind of us of ourselves. Whatever the reason, we are drawn to words that have been linked together. We can learn so much from them. In fact, a quote can change our lives or our way of thinking for at least a short amount of time. I have chosen some of my favorite quotes that I want to share.

 I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring.
Liz Armbruster

The love of children inspires an interest in the welfare of all humanity.
James Lendall Basford

Children are one third of our population and all of our future.
Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981


Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Fran Lebowitz

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.
Chris Rock

The guys who fear becoming fathers don’t understand that fathering is not something perfect men do, but something that perfects the man. The end product of child-raising is not the child but the parent.
Frank Pittman

 While we try to teach our children all about life,
Our children teach us what life is all about.
Angela Schwindt

 A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.  
Bill Vaughan

 If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
 Dave Barry

 "Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home."
 Bill Cosby

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'
Erma Bombeck

 I hope you will stop by to take a peek at some of my other quotes, the good, the bad and the ugly lol!