Friday, September 7, 2012

Homer Simpson Quotes

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If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Homer Simpson

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
Homer Simpson

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer Simpson

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Homer Simpson