Is everyone ready for Halloween?? Can't believe that it is coming so quickly!!
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Erma Bombeck
I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
Robert Brault
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
Jim Davis
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Roger Dangerfield
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, “Never take candy from strangers.” And then they dressed me up and said, “Go beg for it.” I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, “Trick or treat.” “No thank you.”
Rita Rudner
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Erma Bombeck
I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
Robert Brault
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
Jim Davis
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Roger Dangerfield
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, “Never take candy from strangers.” And then they dressed me up and said, “Go beg for it.” I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, “Trick or treat.” “No thank you.”
Rita Rudner
