Another Erma Bombeck Quote

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the 4th Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
Erma Bombeck

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing, but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck

I'm now back home in Canada and I am going to miss the American Thanksgiving. But there is no reason why I can't celebrate them both... one in October for Canada and one in November for my second home. :)  I think that I like this idea!!