Wednesday

Funny Easter Quotes

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter Sunday.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs at Thanksgiving.

Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket. Easter Bunny

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE. Linda Grayson


My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. Amy Sedaris

Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you. Unknown

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. Jack Handy